I've been wanting to write fan fiction for a while. A Star Wars tale in particular. I've given it a shot a couple times. All complete failures. After seeing what this guy did with a bit of TMNT love. I thought why not give it a try and see if I can turn my love for Star Wars into something cool like that. I put together this script mostly as a needed exercise but maybe, just maybe it'll turn into a few pages.
A Star Wars Fan Fiction
By P.B. DeBerry in script form
Lando Calrissian sits in a corner booth in a crowded tavern in Mos Espa. Sitting between him are a Quarren and Rodian. The girls seem to be bored. Off panel, Lando is in the bar for one reason. A Bith by the name of Smiley.
- Lando, baby. We're bored.
Lando smiles at the girls.
- Don't worry girls.
He grabs one by her alien hand and gently kisses her.
POV Lando. Chewbacca enters the tavern. Next to him is R2 D2
- Things are about to get interesting.
Pulled back camera's view of the whole tavern. There should be a pair of Trandoshan's standing at the bar Chewie is about to walk up to. Hidden somewhere in between the Trandoshan is the Bith Lando is looking for.
Chewie pulls up to the bar.
A human bartender looks at Chewie.
- I don't speak Wookie so if you're looking for something other than Juri juice then you're out of luck.
Chewbacca clumsily knocks over the glass of Juri juice the bartender brought him seconds earlier.
That spills all over a Bith named Smiley.
Trandoshan stands nose to nose with Chewie. The Trandoshan is close to the same height as Chewbacca.
- You just made a terrible mistake Wookie!
Now there are two Trandoshans. Chewie is pickled in between them.
- I hope you brought back up!
Shot of Lando. He's holding a blaster in his hand.
- You might want to get under the table, girls.
Full shot of Chewbacca. At his knees is R2 D2
Shot of one of the Trandoshan.
- This R2 unit!?
A taser line shoots out of R2... electrifying the Trandoshan
- What is he gonna dooooooooo (he's getting shocked as he says DO)
Chewie slugs the other Trandoshan.
Lando is standing next to Smiley. His blaster in his gut.
- Nice an easy Smiley. We're walking out of here.
Lando feels a blaster in his back. The Quarren and Rodian, they each hold a blaster, but the Rodian is the one with the blaster in Lando's back.
- I don't think so baby.